ERIC:
Thanks, you guys. That's--that's helpful. (Gets up from couch
and walks toward stairs. Stops and turns around.) You know
what? That's it. I'm goin'. I'll just show up in California,
and, like, blow her mind. Yeah! I mean, when the Empire
killed Luke Skywalker's aunt and uncle, did he just call them
up?
HYDE: (Groaning)
Uh..
FEZ
& JACKIE: (Groaning) Oh
god.
ERIC:
No! He hopped on the Millenium Falcon,
and he paid a little visit to the Death
Star.
RED: You wanna
go to California to get Donna?
KITTY: You can't
go to California.
ERIC:
But I have to tell Donna I love her and that she should be back
here with me.
KITTY: Oh,
well, that's sweet. I think it would sound especially good on
the phone, but don't call till after 7:00, when the rates go
down.
ERIC: I can't call
her. I mean…if Luke Skywalker--
RED: Oh, would you
stop! Luke Skywalker this. Luke Skywalker that. I'm sick of
hearing about that little fruit.
ERIC: (upset.) Luke
Skywalker is not! He and Leia clearly--I… (Calms down.)
Mom, Dad. This is important.
RED: No.
No California. You know what's important?: School. You're gonna
be a senior, and you need to buckle down.
KITTY: Luke
Skywalker would have buckled down.
Eric:
Ok, I know it. She told you about "Dr. PeePee". Fine,
you got it. I couldn't
sleep on the top bunk and I was 10. Fine, I'm "Dr.
PeePee".
[Everybody stares for a while, then they start
laughing]
Kelso:
"Dr. PeePee". That's great. You are so "Dr.
PeePee".
Eric:
Oh, really, "Big Chief Brown
Bottom"?
Kelso:
[quietly] Sorry, man. I'm sorry. Everybody shut up. Just, shut
up.