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Have you ever asked an "Emo" or "Scene"
person why they dress like they do? Why
do they Wear the Signature huge legged
black pants, or skinny jeans. Comeplete
with a chain. Why they do they do their
hair pin-straight or completly crazy&have
their make-up so overdone they look like
a racoon? Well I did it. I asked 3 of them.
Their answer baffled me. They told me:
"It's because I don't want to look like everyone else."
As I walked away I thought about how
wrong of an answer that was. Now a days
EVERYONE wears the skinny jeans. And
everyone wears eyeliner. Everyone tries
to act "scene" or "punk" or whatever So
technically wouldn't all of those "Emo's"
Look the same as everyone else in their group of
people that don't want to look like everyone else?

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Have you ever asked an "Emo" or "Scene" 
person why they dress like they do? Why  
do they Wear the Signature huge legged 
black pants, or skinny jeans.   Comeplete 
with a chain. Why they do they do  their  
hair pin-straight or completly crazy&have 
their make-up so overdone they  look like 
a racoon? Well I did it. I asked 3 of them. 
Their answer baffled me. They told me:     
"It's because I don't want to look like everyone else." 
As I walked away I thought about how 
wrong of an answer that was. Now a days 
EVERYONE wears the skinny jeans. And 
everyone wears eyeliner. Everyone tries 
to act "scene" or "punk" or whatever So 
technically wouldn't all of those "Emo's" 
Look the same as everyone else in their group of 
people that don't want to look like everyone else? 
 
 
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Shanaynay quote #1
Well fine then. Walk your sexy ass out.
You look so delicious I could just eat
you up like a crunchwrap supreme with
some extra baha sauce and nacho
cheese on the side
-Shane Dawson- (youtube)

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That 70's Show Quote #8

ERIC: Thanks, you guys. That's--that's helpful. (Gets up from couch and walks toward stairs. Stops and turns around.) You know what? That's it. I'm goin'. I'll just show up in California, and, like, blow her mind. Yeah! I mean, when the Empire killed Luke Skywalker's aunt and uncle, did he just call them up?

HYDE: (Groaning) Uh..

FEZ & JACKIE: (Groaning) Oh god.

ERIC: No! He hopped on the Millenium Falcon, and he paid a little visit to the Death Star.

RED: You wanna go to California to get Donna?

KITTY: You can't go to California.

ERIC: But I have to tell Donna I love her and that she should be back here with me.

KITTY: Oh, well, that's sweet. I think it would sound especially good on the phone, but don't call till after 7:00, when the rates go down.

ERIC: I can't call her. I mean…if Luke Skywalker--

RED: Oh, would you stop! Luke Skywalker this. Luke Skywalker that. I'm sick of hearing about that little fruit.

ERIC: (upset.) Luke Skywalker is not! He and Leia clearly--I… (Calms down.) Mom, Dad. This is important.

RED: No. No California. You know what's important?: School. You're gonna be a senior, and you need to buckle down.

KITTY: Luke Skywalker would have buckled down.

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ERIC: Thanks, you guys. That's--that's helpful. (Gets up from couch and walks toward stairs. Stops and turns around.) You know what? That's it. I'm goin'. I'll just show up in California, and, like, blow her mind. Yeah! I mean, when the Empire killed Luke Skywalker's aunt and uncle, did he just call them up? 
 
HYDE: (Groaning) Uh.. 
 
FEZ & JACKIE: (Groaning) Oh god. 
 
ERIC: No! He hopped on the Millenium Falcon, and he paid a little visit to the Death Star. 
 
RED: You wanna go to California to get Donna? 
 
KITTY: You can't go to California. 
 
ERIC: But I have to tell Donna I love her and that she should be back here with me. 
 
KITTY: Oh, well, that's sweet. I think it would sound especially good on the phone, but don't call till after 7:00, when the rates go down. 
 
ERIC: I can't call her. I mean…if Luke Skywalker-- 
 
RED: Oh, would you stop! Luke Skywalker this. Luke Skywalker that. I'm sick of hearing about that little fruit. 
 
ERIC: (upset.) Luke Skywalker is not! He and Leia clearly--I… (Calms down.) Mom, Dad. This is important. 
 
RED: No. No California. You know what's important?: School. You're gonna be a senior, and you need to buckle down. 
 
KITTY: Luke Skywalker would have buckled down. 
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That 70's Show Quote #7

Eric: Ok, I know it. She told you about "Dr. PeePee". Fine, you got it. I couldn't
sleep on the top bunk and I was 10. Fine, I'm "Dr. PeePee".
[Everybody stares for a while, then they start laughing]
Kelso: "Dr. PeePee". That's great. You are so "Dr. PeePee".
Eric: Oh, really, "Big Chief Brown Bottom"?
Kelso: [quietly] Sorry, man. I'm sorry. Everybody shut up. Just, shut up.

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Eric: Ok, I know it. She told you about "Dr. PeePee". Fine, you got it. I couldn't 
sleep on the top bunk and I was 10. Fine, I'm "Dr. PeePee". 
[Everybody stares for a while, then they start laughing] 
Kelso: "Dr. PeePee". That's great. You are so "Dr. PeePee". 
Eric: Oh, really, "Big Chief Brown Bottom"? 
Kelso: [quietly] Sorry, man. I'm sorry. Everybody shut up. Just, shut up.
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That 70's Show Quote #6

Fez: Eric, maybe you should let David have Donna. I mean, they look so nice together.
Hyde: See, this is why your country lost the war.
Fez: My country never fought a war.
Hyde: Yeah, big surprise.

Hyde: He's as dead as your Mayan ancestors.
Fez: My ancestors were not Mayan.
Hyde: Fez... It's not like we really care.

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Fez: Eric, maybe you should let David have Donna. I mean, they look so nice together. 
Hyde: See, this is why your country lost the war. 
Fez: My country never fought a war. 
Hyde : Yeah, big surprise. 
 

<div style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Hyde: He's as dead as your Mayan ancestors. 
Fez: My ancestors were not Mayan. 
Hyde: Fez... It's not like we really care.</div>
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That 70's Show Quote #5

DONNA: You're carrying Red's baby. He should be kissing your ass! God. Why are men such jerks? (She looks to the left, at Eric.) Huh? Tell me.

ERIC: Well, I just came in here for the ice cream. So, I'm just gonna make mine to go.

KITTY: Men plant their seed then think their work is done, but women have a being growing inside of us the size of a wine jug. It's gotta come out somehow. Oh, oh, oh. It's like that nature show, you know, where the snake eats an antelope in one bite, and you're thinking impossible, and then it-it unhinges it's jaw, and in it goes. Well, giving birth is just like that, only the other direction. And I need your father there holding my hand and telling me it's ok, because I can't swallow an antelope alone.

ERIC: No, you can't. And no woman should have to! (Takes a bite of ice cream.) That bastard.

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DONNA: You're carrying Red's baby. He should be kissing your ass! God. Why are men such jerks? (She looks to the left, at Eric.) Huh? Tell me. 
 
ERIC: Well, I just came in here for the ice cream. So, I'm just gonna make mine to go. 
 
KITTY: Men plant their seed then think their work is done, but women have a being growing inside of us the size of a wine jug. It's gotta come out somehow. Oh, oh, oh. It's like that nature show, you know, where the snake eats an antelope in one bite, and you're thinking impossible, and then it-it unhinges it's jaw, and in it goes. Well, giving birth is just like that, only the other direction. And I need your father there holding my hand and telling me it's ok, because I can't swallow an antelope alone. 
 
ERIC: No, you can't. And no woman should have to! (Takes a bite of ice cream.) That bastard. </div>

That 70's Show Quote #4

Jackie: Let's go Michael. To a place where our love is understood.

Eric: Oh, and while you're there, check out the new monkey house.

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That 70's Show Quote #2

Eric: I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid, and worth hearing.

Red: Well that's perfect Eric. Use that line when you run for Miss America.

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That 70's Show Quote #3

Donna: I miss Eric. That guy even looks like Eric.
[Double take]
Donna: Eric? Oh my God, Eric!
Eric: Donna!
[They run to each other in slow motion, Kelso tries to run along side Donna, but Donna pushes him down; they stop short of each other, just staring deeply into each other's eyes for a long moment and then... Kelso tackles Donna, wrestling her to the ground. Incredulous]
Eric: Kelso, what the Hell are you doing?
Kelso: Winning!
[Donna gets free, stands up and kicks Kelso in the side, then returns to looking at Eric]
Donna: Eric... I can't believe you came for me.
Eric: Of course I did. Donna... Donna I love you. And I... I...
[he can't find the words]
Donna: [Steps forward and kisses him passionately]
Kelso: You guys can smooch all you want, I totally won!
[walks off]

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Donna: I miss Eric. That guy even looks like Eric. 
[Double take] 
Donna: Eric? Oh my God, Eric! 
Eric: Donna! 
[They run to each other in slow motion, Kelso tries to run along side Donna, but Donna pushes him down; they stop short of each other, just staring deeply into each other's eyes for a long moment and then... Kelso tackles Donna, wrestling her to the ground. Incredulous] 
Eric: Kelso, what the Hell are you doing? 
Kelso: Winning! 
[Donna gets free, stands up and kicks Kelso in the side, then returns to looking at Eric] 
Donna: Eric... I can't believe you came for me. 
Eric: Of course I did. Donna... Donna I love you. And I... I... 
[he can't find the words] 
Donna: [Steps forward and kisses him passionately] 
Kelso: You guys can smooch all you want, I totally won! 
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That 70's Show Quote #1

Hyde: "Oh, and i could write some really great slogan like 'i hate the fuzz!' on my ass!"

Fez: "If you hate the fuzz on your ass, well then you just shave it off"

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