jellybean1717

Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down&broke his crown

&NOW HE'S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

*goat screams*

things i havent learned in high school

how to pay bills
buy a house
apply for college


but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

Running away doesnt help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.

Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face..

I am going to marry this dude whose last name is Betzel and we are going to have a business called Betzel's Pretzels. He wants to be a firefighter. He can put out pretzel fires. Problem Solved.