One day, a guy left his friend to take care of his house while he
was on vacation. A few days after he leaves, the guy calls and asks
for his cat. " Well, he's kinda dead." The guy says,"you should
have told me more gently! You should have said he was on the roof,
then that you couldn't get him down, and then taht he accidently
fell and passed away." so they end the conversation, and a few days
later the guy calls again. "How's my mom?" he asks. "Well, she's on
the roof..."