jessdillon1234

Status: stay strong. it gets better<3
Joined: October 27, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 231784
Location: not telling you foo

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Imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s. Abe Lincoln tweeting stuff like,
"This play sucks. Someone shoot me."


I know the life story of Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe
better than I know my own.


 my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard all of them the ground begins to rumble and 3 billion boys pour in over the hills in an huge boy tsunami, eclipsing the sun, destroying everything in their path. the entire city is razed to the ground. The screams of boys being crushed to death among the fray combines into a deafening roar of suffering. I stare at my milkshake with hollow, haunted eyes. What have I done.
the bags under my eyes are designer

If you're going to unfollow me, you have to sing all 6 minutes 25 seconds of Goodbye Love to me. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.
i think rupert grint is the only one who truly understand the meaning of being a celebrity
he bought an ice cream truck
he has two donkeys named shakespeare and pandora (and minature pigs!)
he built a mini ice-rink
a Mini fitted with special Lamborghini doors
a hovercraft
he’s got unicycles and banjos
and he bought a coin-operated fairground fortune-telling machine
 
tell me he isn’t living the life



Brother: Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and fell asleep on the floor. 
Other Brother: Yo momma so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil. 
Mom: Yo momma so stupid, she got pregnant four times and didn't put any of them up for adoption 




So, me and my brother are twins. Once, I was talking to him and he got
a fact wrong on something really obvious so I said, "Cameron, you're 13. You should have gotten that one right." But he isn't 13, he's 15--almost 16--and if that doesn't show you how bad my memory is then I don't know what will.

     
    "I
maginreading

     
   
               a book of every conversation where people have spoken of you."
                    

  
 



I JUST REALISED SOMETHING
SIRI BACKWORDS IS
IRIS AKA PART OF THE EYE
IPHONE
EYEPHONE
IS THIS SOME ILLUMANTI STUFF