jessdillon1234
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stay strong. it gets better<3
Joined: October 27, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 231784
Location: not telling you foo
Joined: October 27, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 231784
Location: not telling you foo
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Imagine if twitter
existed in the 1800s. Abe Lincoln tweeting stuff like,
"This play sucks. Someone shoot me."
"This play sucks. Someone shoot me."
I know the life story of Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe
better than I know my own.
my
milkshake brings all the boys to the yard all of them
the ground begins to rumble and 3 billion boys pour in over the
hills in an huge boy tsunami, eclipsing the sun,
destroying everything in their path. the entire
city is razed to the ground. The screams of boys being crushed to
death among the fray combines into a deafening roar of
suffering. I stare at my milkshake with hollow, haunted eyes.
What have I done.
If you're going
to unfollow me, you have to sing all 6 minutes 25 seconds of
Goodbye Love to me. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules, I
just enforce them.
i think rupert grint is the only one who truly understand the
meaning of being a celebrity
he
bought an ice cream truck
he
has two donkeys named shakespeare and pandora (and minature
pigs!)
he
built a mini ice-rink
a
Mini fitted with special Lamborghini doors
a
hovercraft
he’s
got unicycles and banjos
and
he bought a coin-operated fairground fortune-telling
machine
tell me he isn’t living the life
Brother: Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and fell asleep on the floor.
Other Brother: Yo momma so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Mom: Yo momma so stupid, she got pregnant four times and didn't put any of them up for adoption
So, me and my brother
are twins. Once, I was talking to him and he got
a fact wrong on something really obvious so I said, "Cameron, you're 13. You should have gotten that one right." But he isn't 13, he's 15--almost 16--and if that doesn't show you how bad my memory is then I don't know what will.
a fact wrong on something really obvious so I said, "Cameron, you're 13. You should have gotten that one right." But he isn't 13, he's 15--almost 16--and if that doesn't show you how bad my memory is then I don't know what will.
"Imagine reading
a book of every conversation where people have spoken of you."
