"Could you pick
that up for me?"
"Why, cause
you're to f a
t ?"
- No, actually. Cause I have my period. And my
cramps make me wanna punch
- someone in their face. And I'm bulimic. So bending
down, could mean barfing
- all over your expensive shoes. If I could pick that up, I
would. If you would much
- rather me embarrass myself, ruin your "pimped out"
shoes, and then gross you
- out, I would. But could you please, just pick up my pencil for
me. Kthanks.