jesusdropkickskids

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Joined: April 11, 2011
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I suck at these, but hi. My name is Gwen, my face is gross, and I'm 17 years old. I'm a mother of one amazing son named Kassen. I am completely in love with Ryan. My best friend, boyfriend, and my world. He has a Witty, so follow him. He's the cute one. I have a best friend named Alana. She has a Witty also. Follow her. If you want to know anything go ahead and ask  me. I'm nice, and I love helping people with problems. I have a huge obsession with Kellin Quinn from Sleeping With Sirens, and Austin Carlile, from Of Mice & Men. I will meet them one day. I like cats, and nutella also. I'm done with this for now. Kay bye. ♥

 
P.S.- My other Witty is Sleepingwithkellin. Check it out? (:
 
 
*Ryan's hacking Gwen; This girl. She's my everything. I know we fight, and have our stupid moments, but you're my bestfriend, girlfriend, and the girl I plan on marrying. I love you so much, and I don't want to lose you. Ever. <3 You're gorgeous, and you're always there when someone needs you. I'm legit the luckiest guy to have you. I love you babe. <3
 
*Alana is hacking my baby; GWEN. I love you so much. You're beautiful. You have the cutest face. And you're just amazing. I love all of my friends, but you're my bestfriend for so many reasons. You don't judge me when I do something completely stupid and reckless. Babylove, you're so fucking amazing. I wouldn't change you for the world bro. Stay classy. ;)
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I will go a day with out cutting


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Dude, that camping trip was

 
In tents
fave if you get it (;
 






Did you know?

The human brain cannot creat faces.
So if you see someone you don't know in a dream,
you have seen their face before.

 

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EdwarCullen's tips on how to get girls: 

 

Girls love older men. Be about 87 years older than her.

Sparkle in the sun like a forest fairy.

Watch her sleep. It won't be creepy.

Make it very clear that her blood smells delicious and you want to eat her.

Refuse to let her see her friends.

Abandon her for 6 months and come back when she jumps off a cliff.


 

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One Direction.com

no offence. 









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Dear cough syrup,
No. You do not taste like grape.
You taste like death and tears of small
children.
Not grape.


 








That awkward moment when
the garbage goes out more than you.





 

who else is sick of hearing about one direction?

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