jesusfreak789

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WHAT KIND OF MOUSE WALKS ON TWO LEGS ?



                                                                             MICKEY MOUSE


WHAT KIND OF DUCK WALKS ON TWO LEGS?


                                                                                                                                                           ALL DUCKS
 

eat your vegetables ,they said

you'll be strong , they said

DON'T KILL ME! they said

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                                                               JESUSFREAK789


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TEN POINTLESS FACTS PART II :

1)THE WORD "AND" IS FEATURED 46,277 TIMES IN THE BIBLE
2)THE AVERAGE PERSON HAS A TOTAL OF 6 lbs OF SKIN ON THEIR BODY
3)BAMBOO CAN GROW 3 FEET IN JUST 24 HOURS
4)YOUR THUMB IS THE SAME SIZE AS YOUR NOSE
5)THE SHORTEST VERSE IN THE BIBLE IS 
JOHN 11:35 "JESUS WEPT" (NOT POINTLESS)
6)THE OLDEST VEGETABLE IS A PEA
7)INTELLEGENT PEOPLE HAVE MORE ZINC AND COPPER IN THEIR HAIR. COPPER HAS A BROWNISH-RED COLOR, RIGHT. SO THIS IS SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE TO BACK UP BLONDE JOKES
8)LIPSTICK CONTAINS FISH SCALES
9)PORCIPINES FLOAT IN WATER
10)A JIFFY MEANS 1/100 OF A SECOND


******************ALL OF THESE ARE TRUE***************

TEN POINTLESS FACTS:

1)A DUCK'S QUACK DOESN'T ECHO
2)NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE, SILVER, MONTH, OR PURPLE
3)WOMEN BLINK TWICE AS MUCHAS MEN
4)DONALD DUCK COMICS WERE BANNED IN FINLAND BECAUSE HE WEARS NO PANTS
5)COCA-COLA WAS ORIGINALLY GREEN
6)PEANUTS ARE ONE OF THE INGREDIENTS IN DYNAMITE
7)I AM THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO CAN LICK MY ELBOW
8)50 TO 60 PERCENT OF YOU JUST TRIED TO LICK YOUR ELBOW
9)OVER 2500 LEFT HANDED PEOPLE ARE KILLED EACH YEAR FROM TRYING TO USE THINGS MADE FOR RIGHT HANDED PEOPLE
10)MORE PEOPLE ARE ALIVE TODAY THAN HAVE EVER DIED !!!


************THESE ARE ALL TRUE*****************
 

everyone is so excited for summer vacation then there is that moment you realize you have nothing to do for 2 months