jesusfreak789

cookie or creme ?
you decide !  comment 1 for cookie or 2 for creme.

whenever someone says "this is an A,B conversation,C,you're way out."just say, "thats why D jumped over E and beat the F out of G" they'll say what and you just say what?

IM SAD, TELL ME A FUNNY STORY TO CHEER ME UP !!!

I'm your best friend. I'll pick you up whenever you fall down (as soon as I'm finished laughing)

STUPID HURTS!   (MY LIFE MOTTO)

so i went to olive garden earlier.the waiter asked if i would like a soup or salad.i said yes and he got this confused look on his face.he came back and asked the same question and again i said yes.he got that same look and left again. he came back with a bowl of soup and a salad and asked if i would like a SOUP or SALAD.and i took the salad.
     
   you see, i thought he was asking me ifi wanted a SUPER SALAD and in the process made myself look like a total idiot !

TOMORROW IS NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr.Mister on the radio, stereo, the
way you move ain't fair you know.

NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER !!!  
 
 

 WHEN: MAY 2, 2013
WHERE: TOWN HALL
WHY: TO PRAY FOR AMERICA
AS WE PRAY FOR THE UNITED STATES, WE ARE REMINDED BY THE VERY SYMBOLS OF THIS GREAT NATION, TO WHOMWE TRULY OWE OUR ALLEGIANCE. OUR PLEDGE REMINDS US THAT WE ARE “ONE NATION UNDER GOD” AND THE CURRENCY IN OUR POCKETS STATES EMPHATICALLY THAT IT IS “IN GOD WE TRUST”. THIS IS THE GOD WHO DESIRES TO PERSONALLY ENGAGE WITH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US !

did anyone else notice that in explore there is two inspirational but one is spelled inspirtational