Lies everyone told their parents (or
will in the future) :
1.)Don't worry, everyone failed
that test.
2.)There's no homework.
3.) But everyone has one!
4.) I'm at (insert place your
parents are okay with)
5.) I'm sick, I can't go to
school.
6.) It wasn't me who ate it.
7.) I don't know when report cards
come out.
8.) I never got that text/call.
*Deletes it*
9.) Yea I'm fine, don't worry
about it.
10.) I only have an F because they
haven't updated the grade
book.