jimmbrooker

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Joined: May 2, 2012
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HEY. ;)

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This is Kimi Jin (JimmBrooker) and Quinni Jin (Quinn)
knock knock, 
whos there?
i don't know you said knock knock. 
 
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Me: "guys listen to this funny thing off of witty." *say it.*

Friends: *sit there quietly*

Me: "you guys are d ouchebags."

then they all laugh.
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my bestfriend has been talking to my brother for like a month but he has a girlfriend.. i love his girlfriend but i love my bestfriend too.  well, my bestfriend was upset the other day.  i obviously asked her why.  she told me my brother said he was dont with her.  then just yesterday he said "you really thought i was going to fall in love with you?"  you think that's mean too, right?

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you heard a rumor about me?
it's probably about as fake as the b*tch you heard it from.   :)
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Can i buy you a drink?
No, alcohol is bad for my legs.
Why do they swell?
No they spread.
HAHA. ;)
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Girl: "Men are all the same!"

Person: "who told you to try them all?"
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Dear Boyfriends,

i get more screams from your girlfriend than you ever have. ;)

love,
spider.
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I remember when i was little, and i would get in the pool then run to the trampoline just to slip and fall <3.
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i first started dating this guy at the beginning of the year, and i kept listening to everything everyone was saying. so i broke up with him.. then he started dating some other girl and i realized i like him way more than i thought. so he broke up with her for me, now i like him so much. but, of course i cant have him. he's dating someone.. What Should I Do..? should i waitt, or what?

sorry.. i dont really know how to word this..

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"you might have the flaws but that doesn't mean you aren't beautiful." -Zayn Malik. <3
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