jjsmit

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Joined: December 31, 2013
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 376985
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Quotes by jjsmit

So im on google looking at Tesla vehicles and the following suggestions pop up in this order:
Tesla model S
Tesla model E
Tesla model X
And i think to myself..."what a wonderful world"
OMG! NYAN CAT!HIGH SCORE!73763!
So I find this dumb fact online:A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
Then im like "no one cares.the perverted side of america only wants to see fifty," Then I look closer and realise it says beetween 500 and im like beetween 500 hundred a what?
 
I just looked at the date I joined witty...

New years resolution:Join witty!!!
My mom:"im still in my youth"

Me:"Heck no"

My mom:"yes I am"

Me:"Prove it"

My mom:(breaks the trampoline) 



im lost here. there is nothng to inspire a good quote!
Ummm...sandwich?