There was a girl that was so stupid
that she...
- Called me to get my phone
number
-Spent 20 minutes looking at the
orange juice carton cuz it said "concentrate"
-Put lipstick on her forehead cuz
she wanted to make up her mind
-Tried to put M&M's in
aphabetical order
-Tried to drown a fish
-Thought a quarterback was a
refund
-Asked for a price check at the
Dollar Store
-Studied for a blood test
-Thought Meow Mix was
a CD for cats
-She heard that 90% of crimes happen
around the home, so she moved
-Took a ruler to bed to see how long
she slept
-Missed the 44 bus so she took the
22 bus twice
-Went to the airport and
saw a sign that said "Airport Left" so she turned
around and went home