jnh101

Status: HAVING FUN HOLIDAYING!! XD
Joined: July 10, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: June 14
user id: 316322
Gender: F
       jess
                                                       welcome to my witty 


                                             .     i am an amazing 15 year old girl
                                             .     i was born on 14 june
                                             .     i LOVE WITTY ,<3
                                             .     my best friends are ruby and chess
                                             .     so here i am jess in all my witty glory n.n








                    and yes i do agree everything
                                is funnier with a 
                                  dirty mind ;)
                           
i love: highwaisted
shorts,skype,witty,music,singing,art,ankle socks,partys,friends,family
    
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Quotes by jnh101


pick up lines#1
are you from africa?
because your africanmazing

me:I COULD NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID
him:COME ON IT WAS ONLY AN ACCIDENT
me:HOW COULD IT BE AN ACCIDENT I SAW IT HAPPEN
him: WELL FINE THEN I'M SORRY
me:SORRY ISN'T ENOUGH MY WIFI WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
they say i'm up and coming like i'm

f.ucking in an elevator
-ed sheeran<3
spongebob#27


A Paperclip and A Piece of String

{ON THE ALASKAN BULL WORM}
spongebob to sandy:“It’s a necklace! An ‘s’ for Spongebob and an ‘s’ for Sandy, that way they can identify our bodies.”


spongebob#26

spongebob:“I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden last week, and I only cried for twenty minutes''

      spongebob#25          
                 

                 that sounds like a lot of
                       HOOPLA!


spongebob#24


spongebob:"Happy Leif Erickson Day! HINGA DINGA DURGEN"

spongebob#23

Squidward: "Move Patrick, I'm claustrophobic"

Patrick: "What's claustrophobic?"

Spongebob: "It means he's afraid of Santa"

Patrick: "Ho ho ho"

Spongebob: "Stop it Patrick you're scaring him!"

spongebob#22


{squidwards just about to kill spongebob with an exploding pie}
spongebob:You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…well, that would just be ok

spongebob#21



"I EAT NAILS FOR BREAKFAST."

“So?”

“WITHOUT ANY MILK.”

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