joejonasluver17

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Joined: February 27, 2009
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 68808


Music=Life

Live
Laugh
Love Life<3


Quotes by joejonasluver17

Everything in life is either. . .  
illegal,
fattening,
or bad
Life sucks.
 I can only please one person a day.

Today is not your day.

Tomorrow isn't looking too good either.


 Do NOT interrupt me when I am talking to myself.
It's rude. 
10 ways to annoy people:
1. Name your dog Dog.
2. Yell random numbers when someone is counting
3. Begin all your sentences with "OOH LALA!"
4. Speak only in a 'ROBOT' voice!
5. Wear your pants backward.
6. Ask people what gender they are.
7. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend.'
8. Sing along at the opera.
9. Meow your lawn with scissors 
10. Honk and wave to strangers. 
 I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as me!
 I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else.
I'd rather be beside you in a storm, than safe and warm by myself.
I'd rather have hard times together, than have it easy apart.
You are the one who holds my heart<3
 Put that in your juice box and SUCK IT!
It's a beautiful day!
Now watch some idiot screw it up.

today,
While I was lying on the couch, 
I  was watching a show that simply mocked couch potatoes. 

So, I moved to the floor and i felt better about myself.



^^MLIA.
credit for fades to watermelon_96