jordanashley
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I'm so bored so here goes nothin
1. Do you sleep in your bra? Yes.
2. Do you like noodles? .... I suppose
3. Do you enjoy drama? Never
4. Are you a girly girl? mehh... idk
5. Small or large purses? both
6. Are you short? lol... I wish.
7. Do you like somebody? No
8. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Yes, it bothers me
9. Do you like Halloween? I guess...
10. Favorite time of year? I don't really know
11. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? EVERYWHERE
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? My sister... lol is that weird?
13. Are there any rumours going around about you? Sure hope not
Be Honest:
1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? Neon pink
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Light
3. Longest relationship? lol...what relationship?
4. Do you have a best friend? Yes
5. Have you ever had your heart broken? By a guy? No.
6. Have you ever thought of having cosmetic surgery? SOMEBODY PLEASE FIX THIS S***.
7. Do you like your life? it has it's moments, I guess.
8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? yes
9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? bout equal
10. How long have you had a facebook? Don't have one
11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Only mentally.
12. What are your biggest fear(s)? Don't really have any fears.
13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes.
14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? unfortunately
15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? Yeah
16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Something?
17. Do you ever wish you where famous? Yes, but for the right reasons.
18. Are you currently missing someone? yes
19. What are you doing right now? doing this quiz
20. Cowboy or gangster? cowboy
21. Face or body? lol.... BOTH!
22. Sweet or sexy? Sweet
23. Contacts or glasses? Glasses
Yourself:
1. Eyeliner or mascara? I can't have one without the other...
2. Pink or black? Black
3. Pumps or flats? pumps
4. Skirts or trousers? trousers
5. Socks or leggings? Socks
6. Hoodies or jackets? Hoodies
7. Heels or sneakers? Depends(:
8. Straight or curly hair? Wavy!
9. White or black? Black
10. Smoothies or lattes? Lattes
11. Diet or regular sodas? Diet
12. Water or daiquiris? Water
13. Pearls or diamonds? Pearls
14. iPod or cell phone? iPod
15. Friends or family first? My friend(s) are my family.
16. Lip gloss or lip stick? lip stick
17. Manicure or pedicures? manicure
18. Tank tops or beaters? beaters
19. Big sunglasses or small? not huge, not tiny?
20. Sunglasses or purses? I have glasses so.....
In a Guy:
1. Funny or serious? Funny
2. Romantic or daredevil? daredevil
3. Dark eyes or light eyes? light
4. Long hair or short hair? either
5. Curly hair or straight hair? meh, I don't know(:
6. Hockey player or football player? Hockey? Honey, I live in the South. We don't play hockey.
1. Do you sleep in your bra? Yes.
2. Do you like noodles? .... I suppose
3. Do you enjoy drama? Never
4. Are you a girly girl? mehh... idk
5. Small or large purses? both
6. Are you short? lol... I wish.
7. Do you like somebody? No
8. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Yes, it bothers me
9. Do you like Halloween? I guess...
10. Favorite time of year? I don't really know
11. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? EVERYWHERE
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? My sister... lol is that weird?
13. Are there any rumours going around about you? Sure hope not
Be Honest:
1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? Neon pink
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Light
3. Longest relationship? lol...what relationship?
4. Do you have a best friend? Yes
5. Have you ever had your heart broken? By a guy? No.
6. Have you ever thought of having cosmetic surgery? SOMEBODY PLEASE FIX THIS S***.
7. Do you like your life? it has it's moments, I guess.
8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? yes
9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? bout equal
10. How long have you had a facebook? Don't have one
11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Only mentally.
12. What are your biggest fear(s)? Don't really have any fears.
13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes.
14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? unfortunately
15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? Yeah
16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Something?
17. Do you ever wish you where famous? Yes, but for the right reasons.
18. Are you currently missing someone? yes
19. What are you doing right now? doing this quiz
20. Cowboy or gangster? cowboy
21. Face or body? lol.... BOTH!
22. Sweet or sexy? Sweet
23. Contacts or glasses? Glasses
Yourself:
1. Eyeliner or mascara? I can't have one without the other...
2. Pink or black? Black
3. Pumps or flats? pumps
4. Skirts or trousers? trousers
5. Socks or leggings? Socks
6. Hoodies or jackets? Hoodies
7. Heels or sneakers? Depends(:
8. Straight or curly hair? Wavy!
9. White or black? Black
10. Smoothies or lattes? Lattes
11. Diet or regular sodas? Diet
12. Water or daiquiris? Water
13. Pearls or diamonds? Pearls
14. iPod or cell phone? iPod
15. Friends or family first? My friend(s) are my family.
16. Lip gloss or lip stick? lip stick
17. Manicure or pedicures? manicure
18. Tank tops or beaters? beaters
19. Big sunglasses or small? not huge, not tiny?
20. Sunglasses or purses? I have glasses so.....
In a Guy:
1. Funny or serious? Funny
2. Romantic or daredevil? daredevil
3. Dark eyes or light eyes? light
4. Long hair or short hair? either
5. Curly hair or straight hair? meh, I don't know(:
6. Hockey player or football player? Hockey? Honey, I live in the South. We don't play hockey.
Every exit
is an entry somewhere else
Tom Stoppard
is an entry somewhere else
Tom Stoppard
I want to travel and see the
world.
I want to become a completely different person with a completely new perspective.
But that feeling deep down...
That feeling of yearning for another place…
That is something that doesn’t go away.
I want to become a completely different person with a completely new perspective.
But that feeling deep down...
That feeling of yearning for another place…
That is something that doesn’t go away.
Be like the flower
that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it.
Imam Ali
that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it.
Imam Ali
If we wait until we’re ready,
we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.
we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.
"It’s not that you have to achieve anything,
it’s that you have to get away from where you are."
Marguerite Duras, The Lover
it’s that you have to get away from where you are."
Marguerite Duras, The Lover
You can expect that
somebody who’s willing to read
and read hard a thousand-page book is
gonna be somebody with some loneliness issues.
somebody who’s willing to read
and read hard a thousand-page book is
gonna be somebody with some loneliness issues.
60 percent of the time,
it works every time.
it works every time.
Today, I realized that
in Spongebob,
Squidward never wears pants,
but if his shirt comes off,
he covers his crotch.
Squidward never wears pants,
but if his shirt comes off,
he covers his crotch.
Today, I was on Urban
Dictionary.
I typed in the word “Sarcasm” and got
“Your body’s natural defense against stupid.”
Why didn't I learn this in biology?
I typed in the word “Sarcasm” and got
“Your body’s natural defense against stupid.”
Why didn't I learn this in biology?