josephxX

i havent been on this for ages wow hello

I dropped my pizza on the floor today and
I think it was the most depressing moment
of my life so far seeing my pizza cheese side
down on the ground.

Me: *on the way to see thor*
Me: I'm rather excited thor this
Me: *laughs uncontrollably for the rest of the journey*

Sometimes I think of these really fabulous quotes but I'm at school
so can't do anything about it and by the time I get home I can't remember what it was.

I hate when I have a cold because
sometimes I feel like I'm going to
sneeze but nothing is coming and
my eyes just start to water and it
looks like I'm crying and it happens 
at the worst times possible. 
Like, can you not.

Basically I am petrified of letting anyone use my laptop ever, because I'm afraid that they'll somehow find something absoloutely horrific or embarrasing that I had no idea was there.

Sharing is caring but I don't care.

why are all the awesome people on the other side of the world and all the rubbish ones are at my school?

Me:*casually dies*