joshlikesu

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Joined: May 4, 2013
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 359274
Gender: M

Quotes by joshlikesu

"Childhood" is like being drunk : Everyone remebers what you did, except you.
People, stop editing your pictures. What if you go missing? 
How can we find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook,
and Waka Flocka in person? 
Its sad that even my phone knows im single by suggesting dating apps.....
3 easy ways to die:
    1. Pufa cigarette daily ~ You will die 10 years early.
2. Drink Alchol daily ~ You will die 30 years early.
              3. Love some one who doesn't love you back ~ You will die 
   daily.

Princess Fiona: I have to marry Farquaad now.
Shrek: I'm so sorry. I screwed up.
Princess Fiona: Don't say it.
Shrek:....I CAME IN LIKE A SHRRREEEKKKIIINNNGGG BAALLLLLLLLLL!!!
 When people try to act cute by saying clowns are scary.
NO MATE!
      
          Why complicate life?

 
     Miss someone?                  ...Call
   
     Wanna meet up?                 ...Invite

     Wanna be understood?           ...Explain

     Have questions?                ...Ask
   
     Dont like something?           ...Say it

     Like something?                ...State it
 
     Want something?                ...Ask for it

     Love someone?                  ...Tell it


      We just have one life.
      Keep it simple.






         They texted me "Plz" becasue its shorter than "Please"
                                     
            I answered "No" becasue its shorter than "Yes"
I workout because i know, i would've been the first

to die on

the Hunger games.....