joshlikesu

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Joined: May 4, 2013
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 359274
Gender: M

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You know you're really alone when even your cat gives you the silent treatment.


 


being the unattractive friend is
not easy i don’t think we get enough credit.

Its amazing how a friendship takes years to grow but it takes one fight to break it up to million of pieces and ruins it.
"Childhood" is like being drunk : Everyone remebers what you did, except you.
People, stop editing your pictures. What if you go missing? 
How can we find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook,
and Waka Flocka in person? 
Its sad that even my phone knows im single by suggesting dating apps.....
3 easy ways to die:
    1. Pufa cigarette daily ~ You will die 10 years early.
2. Drink Alchol daily ~ You will die 30 years early.
              3. Love some one who doesn't love you back ~ You will die 
   daily.
 When people try to act cute by saying clowns are scary.
NO MATE!

Princess Fiona: I have to marry Farquaad now.
Shrek: I'm so sorry. I screwed up.
Princess Fiona: Don't say it.
Shrek:....I CAME IN LIKE A SHRRREEEKKKIIINNNGGG BAALLLLLLLLLL!!!