joshmet1

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Joined: November 2, 2012
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AYEE.
I'm Josh. Like my quotes and you'll get a cookie, okay  ? ^__^

Quotes by joshmet1

First day of school:
me: f*ck you
me: f*ck you
me: f*ck you
me: damn you sexy
me: f*ck you
me: f*ck you
me: definitely f*ck you
me: MAHH NIGGAHHH!!!!!
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BEFORE YOU KISS A GIRL:


~pull her close to your body

~look into her eyes

~look at her lips while biting yours

~look back at her eyes again

~grab her wrist

~grab her face gentley

~then slowly lean in and kiss her
                           
  It'll drive her crazy, I promise...
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"Hey babe, you smell that?"
           
      "No."
 
                                                                  " Me neither, start cooking."
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 Apparently Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up.

 She must be so heart broken.</3
                                                                                             And I'm sure Selena is pretty sad too...
 
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