jsb702

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Joined: September 22, 2011
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Hey there(; 
I'm jaley. Whats your name?(:
Stuff about me:
Im freaking 14.
Freaking freshman.
Freaking July 2.
I love (almost) everybody.
You can talk to me about anything and trust me not too tell anyone.

And i wanna make a quote so I'm done with this.
Hit me up(:


 

Quotes by jsb702



When you are b o r n , you will share your birthday with 17 million people.

During your years of school, you will have

17 true friends.

By, the time you are 40, that number will have dropped down to 2.

You will grow
950 km of hair.

You will laugh an average of
18 times a day.

You will walk the equivalent of 3 times the circumference of the earth.

You will eat 30 tons of food.

You will drink 9000 cups of coffee.
 

You will have one oppurtunity in 10 of getting electrocuted.

On average, you will spend 10 years at work.

20 years sleeping.

3 years
sitting on the toilet.

7 months waiting in traffic.

2 months
waiting on hold on your phone.

12 years watching TV.

and
19 days looking for the remote.

This leaves you with one-fifth of your life to actually live...

So what are you waitng for?
 

 

People tell me to grow up and be mature.
I don't think they understand that I'm not  even an adult



No guy is worth crying over.
But when you find one who is, he won't make you cry.
 


Meow.
I'm a turtle.
Check out these dorsel fins.

 


Just like the clouds,
my eyes will do the same.
If you walk away,

everyday it will rain,  rain, rain, rain...

Stub toe in front of mom:

OH MY

 FUC...aaggtuurrrreee

yeeerrrppooo!!

 god. THAT HURT.



Trying to find a good quality about her is like trying to make a blind ostrich knit a sweater.
 




sitting on witty so long,

that your butt gets numb..
 

 




How was your new years eve ?

drink lots of beer? yeah, all the kids in this town have been doing that lately. wanna know what i was doing?

matching my best friend in our new kmart footie pajamas, and playing just dance 3. 

at least i can remember what i did.

*I dropped my pencil in class today*

annoying kid sitting next to me:
Wow. That was a fail...

me:  Yeah. Like your dad's condom.

 

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