am i the only one
who when using glue purposely puts it on thier fingers so they can peel it off later when it dries???
fave if you just said that in a country accent <3
Dear person trying to laugh at our INSIDE jokes stop laughing and acting like you get it Sincerely we know you weren't there
Me: I'm thirsty My Dad: ohh hi thirsty my name is dad 5 seconds later Me: im hungry My dad: ohh nice to meet you hungry my names dad Does anyone else have this conversation with there dad?????????
Doesnt expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected????
Dream like you will live forever
Live like you will die tomorrow!!!
You cry i cry
you laugh i laugh
you jump off a cliff
i laugh even harder
Some say the glass is half full,
some say its half empty,
i say are you gonna drink that??
Life is a waste of time
And time is a waste of life
so waste your time and
have the time of your life!
Flying Is Learning How To Throw Yourself At The Ground And Miss