juju5068

Status: When in doubt, Glitter it out
Joined: July 8, 2009
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: July 2
user id: 82189
Location: P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
Gender: F






Quotes by juju5068

Funny Glee Quotes # 4
 

Brittany: Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
 

Funny Glee Quotes # 3
 

Britney: Can I be honest. I don't get the difference between elves and slaves


 

Funny Glee Quotes # 2
 

Sue: Do you know what this is?

Mercedes: A toilet brush?

Sue: Its Broccoli. When i showed it to Brittany earlier she began to whimper thinking i had cut down a small tree where a family of gummi bears lived
 


 

Funny Glee Quotes #1

 

Brittany: Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I felt they were too similar and got frustrated.

Life is like a bicycle
you've got to keep your balance
if you want to
Keep Moving

- Albert Einstein

Have you ever noticed
that when you go on vacation
to other states
you never see any schools

only me?

If Witty were a school...

I would get a certificate


for perfect attendance


 



 

A penny for my thoughts oh no i'll sell em for a dollar
there worth so much more after i'm a goner
and maybe then you'll hear the words i've been singing
Funny when your dead how people start listening....



 
If I Die Young- The Band Perry <3 

  

Acting Like an Idiot in Public....
because you know you'll never see these people again :)

&was I the only one who
would pretend to be asleep 
in the car because 
I wanted to be carried inside
<3

<3< 

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