juliaelise626

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Me: Mom I face big life dilemmas.
Mom: Oh that's too bad...
Me: I know right?! Like right now I have to pee REALLY badly but I'm too lazy to get up.
-Brother comes over picks me up and carries me to the bathroom-

Life Problem Solved.
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A vampire died and went to heaven. God said that he could go back to earth and he had the option to pick 3 qualities to have when he's reborn. The vampire said that he wants to suck blood, have wings, and all the ladies to love him. God sent him back as a maxi pad.

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Hey I like you....
Jk, your a f*cking a**hole. You don't deserve me. B*tch, I'm fabulous.

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And I was like,
B*TCH PLEASE.
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Little by little; 

I die everyday...
 

Because I'm lost without you baby.

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Screaming like a freaking physcho when your being attacked in a video game... :)


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My teacher: Is that my Molly Moo pencil from South Carolina?! I haven't even sharpened it yet!

Me: Oh I thought I should sharpen it for you. Plus I made sure it wrote good. Yeah a fine point it has.

Yeah she wasn't too happy with my reply... :)

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Damn,

That h03 gets more weiners than Heinz ketchup.
 

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