like imagine going to a salon and we'd be like "YOU PLUCKED MY EYEBROWS TOO SHORT" and where i live the girls naturally from there have lots of hair growth so they get it in the gap of their brows and i randomly get questions like 'did you do your eyebrows?' and im like 'B*Tch im scared of a tweezer i dont think id live a minute'
The first line has words put in the wrong place and also the second one. The first should say "What if I told you" but it says "What I IF told you" and the second should say "You read the first line wrong" but instead it says "You THE READ first line wrong"
harry: right foot blue
me: 'accidentaly' falls on him*
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