june321

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Joined: January 2, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 258618
Gender: F
June
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10/14

june321's Favorite Quotes




Friend: Knock knock
Me: Who's there
Friend: God and says you're a faggotr



lol thanks andrew you're the best
What society says to a...


12 year old
: "What are you, 12? Get out of my face"

6 year old: "OH MY GOD YOU'RE 6! that's amazing who you are SOOOO mature for your age! You are the greatest thing ever created on this earth"



If anyone ever insults you,
You must back away from them slowly
sarcastically blowing them kisses
and at the very end kiss your hand then pat your ass
gimplying that they
kiss your
fass.


Works everytime



 




Me: It it hurt?
Friend: What? When i fell from Hevan?
Me: No when you fell off the whore
itree and banged every guy on the way down
Me: Slut
i






If you honk at me .2 seconds after the light changes,
I will get out of my car,
put my dickk on your windshield,
and sing
Amazing Grace
as humanly slow as possible



 



Do butterflies get tramp stamps of fat unemployed women?


 




It scares the living shitt out of me
that there are some kids with children
like how
do they even deal with that I can't even keep my

Sims alive without cheating




 
Bad week to be a Seal!!!!

Let's be honest,
the 12 year olds on witty are like the freshman class.
It's not anything they did
or anything they said
but we have the right to shitt on them

 
 
There were two friends, a girl and a boy, the girl had a ribbon tied to her neck
and every day the boy asked her why she had it yet she'd never answer him
they grew up together, and fell in love and still and she wouldn't tell him why
they got married, and grew old, and she still wouldn't tell him why she had it
but  one day, she said to him that she'll show him why she keeps it on her
neck and she took it off and her head fell off, the end