justalittle732

An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep

But if I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong

Don't blame yourself
Let me do it!

If I don't care where I am,why should you?

Im so cool i make ice jealous!

Don't follow me I'm LOST!!!

If it's not broken...
fix it until it is 

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, LIZARD, SPOCK!!!! 

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

That's not what your boyfriend said! 

 WARNING 
 IF ZOMBIES CHASE US 
 I'M TRIPPING YOU