~you sit in your towel after a shower because
your too lazy to get dressed.
~you and your best friend can say one word and
instantly crack up.
~you hate when one string of your sweatshirt is
longer than the other.
~you hate when people think you like someone
when you clearly don’t.
~you hate when your favorite song comes on the
radio when you pull in the driveway.
~you feel like if you turn on your lights
you’ll be safe from anything.
~you push those little buttons on the top of
fast food drinks.
~you laugh until people get hurt, then stop
when its serious.
~you hate when parents get serious about
something funny you tell them.
~you hate when you tell someone to shut up and
then they copy you in a higher voice.
~you pretend to sleep when your parents come
~you text the person next you things you cant
say out loud.
~you hate when the people in front of you walk
really slowly and you can’t get past
~you’re always tired no matter how much
~you stop the microwave before it reaches 00:00
so you don’t have to hear the
~you hate when you’re mad at someone and
they make you laugh.
~you check the fridge every ten seconds to see
if food magically appeared.
Don’t worry, you’re not