justmmia

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Joined: February 3, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 270253
 
Life is full of secrets and lies,
so when you get screwed over,
dont act suprised
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justmmia's Favorite Quotes


School;
Making you realize that prostitution isn't such a bad idea.
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school
Adding a period
at the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic;

lol.
Haha.
You're so funny.
You're hot.
Of course I don't hate you.
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shouldn't have
had that second cupcake
i moan as i reach for my 9th


 
 





 
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funny
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Person: It is so cold in here!
Me: Yeah, almost as cold as my heart.
Person:
Me:
Person: I'm convinced you should naturally be a ginger, because you have no soul.
Me: I actually did have red hair..
Person:
Me:
Person: *Slowly walks away*
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school
 
I am that stupid girl
who does her homework
2 minutes before 

The teacher enters
 
Follow for a follow :)
 
 
 
 

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school
wittyprofiles
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lol
Witty Profiles is a community of 347,452 writers.
I wonder how many of them are dead.


 
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people
Me: I have a headache
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: My back hurts
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: I failed a test
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: The Grand Dutchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia was murdered by communists in 1918
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
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funny
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