justpretendingthatwerecool

Status: crying over little things
Joined: October 13, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 334473
Gender: F
...hi c:
my name is hailey. & if you haven't noticed, i kinda love one direction. other things i love: taylor swift, ed sheeran, cher lloyd, little mix, demi lovato, justin bieber, the janoskians, the color blue, watermelon jolly ranchers, waffles, penguins, forever 21, starbucks, pretty little liars, x factor, jenna marbles, tyler oakley, spongebob & pandas. c:
currently married to niall horan. c;
if you follow, i love you. xx :)
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teacher: today we're going to be doing a group activity! partner up!
me: *scoots over to friend*
teacher: the topic is british music!
everyone else: *looks over at me*
me:
friend:
teacher:
everyone else:

me: now that you can't have me, you suddenly want me





                                                &  B Y  T H E  W A Y ,
your eyes are dancing
                               




and I could tell you,
                                 H I S  F A V O R I T E  C O L O R ' S  N
                      he loves to argue
     
born on the seventeenth
                                      his sister's  beautiful
                   he's got his father's eyes
& if you asked me if I lovhim,
                                                              
 E ]
 




 

 
hi.
i'm a boy.
so here's how it goes.
i'm gonna flirt with you, then diss you.
i'll send you
mixed messages, hit on your friends, lie to you.
then i will
lead you on so you will fall for me.
i'll make you
happy for a night, but then tomorrow i'll completely ignore you.
you'll be the one i turn to when i need a
friend, or a confidence boost.
and you know what the
best part is?
you can't do
anything about it, because you're completely in love with me and don't want to lose me.

ha.

nmq

*radio playing in the car*
dad: now im feeling so fly like a cheese stick
dad: LIKE A CHEESE STICK LIKE A CHEESE STICK
me:
me: 

me: dad.
dad: what
me: it's like a g6 not cheese stick
dad: what no i dont even know what a g6 is
me:
dad:
me:

dad: it sounds like cheese stick

 


all I know is we said hello  
and your eyes looked like coming home

oh, I know it's a simple name
but
everything

has changed.

me: *in my room on witty*

family: *bursts through the door*

me: um why are you-

mom: what are all these dirty clothes doing on the floor

me: I'm-

dad: why aren't your curtains shut do you want the whole world to see you changing

me: um i was-

sister: *looks through drawers* OOH YOU HAVE CANDY CAN I HAVE SOME PLEASE PLEASE

me: no! those are-

mom: honestly it's a disaster in here I can barely walk

dad: *staring at one direction poster* who are these boys and why are they in your closet

me: that's-

sister: PLEASE PLEASE JUST ONE

mom: for god's sake would it kill you to tidy up just a bit in here

dad: and who's this where is his shirt

me: could you please-

sister: GIVE ME SOME CANDY

mom: and just look at your desk how can you do homework with it so unorganized

dad: are there any other boys in your closet that I should know about

me: and you wonder why I lock my door




One Direction in the jungle

Niall:
Look everybody, there's some berries
Paul: Niall, those might be dangero-
Niall: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Liam: Oh no what's going to happen to him Paul did you bring the first aid kit omg Niall is swelling up his head is bigger than Louis' butt let me twitcam and see what people think I should do
Zayn: Relax, boys. This is just a sign that we are heading in the right direction in our crazy jungle of life xx
Paul: Zayn, now is not the time for unnecessary inspirational quotes
Harry: Let's see, let me take my clothes off and-
Louis: His head is NOT bigger than my bum Liam. Mine's got more sass
Paul: Don't take your clothes off Harry, we are in a crisis
Niall: SWELLING UP HERE
Louis: Why is there an oompa loompa in the jungle OH NEVERMIND
Caroline Flack: HEY GUYS
Paul, Liam, Niall, Harry, Zayn and Louis: RUN BOYS RUN
Harry: NIALL CAN'T RUN HIS HEADS TOO BIG
Liam: BOUNCE HIM ACROSS THE JUNGLE THEN
Niall: what



When people go underwater in movies,

I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation.
- i died during finding nemo