*A little girl was
talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible
for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very
large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow
a human; it was physically
impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask
Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied,
"Then
you ask him?"