k4sper

Status: I'm not coming back for long, don't worry.
Joined: July 22, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: June 18
user id: 319440
Location: Behind you.
Gender: M
↑ KEEP YOUR HOPES UP HIGH & YOUR HEAD DOWN LOW
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I'm Kasper.
Yes, I know my username sucks. But I'm an unoriginal idiot and I can't think of anything else. So why not just use my real name?
I'm 15.
I like skateboarding, longboarding, Harry Potter, guitars, music and food.

If you can't use 'your' and 'you're' correctly, don't talk to me.
I'd like to say "I know I'm a b@stard, but I'm not a coward" (yes that's from a Framing Hanley song), but no, I'm both.
Yes, I can treat girls right if they can treat guys equally, and yes I get that people
here don't seem to like that, but you can just blame my parents for raising me well.
Clearly I don't follow back, so don't waste your time asking.

You won't like me.





I'm not coming back to Witty for long.
Don't worry.
But if you're wondering why I left in the first place, it's for a number of reasons. One of the main reasons is that I was one of the first people to point out that MyNamesDillon was really a girl and that she could get arrested for fraud, and she didn't like me telling the truth. So she sent me a load of sh*t, then blocked me and made a bunch of quotes telling complete lies about me, and got her 1000 gullible followers to hate on me for no reason.
Aren't your "Witty populars" just so nice? :-)

 





 

 

k4sper's Favorite Quotes

ANDREW BIERSACK FELL OFF A 15FT WALL, SHATTERED 3 RIBS, GOT UP, AND CONTINUED TO PLAY.

FRANK IERO PLAYED AN ENTIRE SHOW HOOKED UP TO AN OXYGEN TANK.

ALEX GASKARTH HIT HIS HEAD HARD ON AN OVERHANGING SPEAKER, FELL OFF THE STAGE, SPLIT OPEN HIS FOREHEAD AND GOT A CONCUSSION, THEN GOT UP AND FINISHED THE SET.

AND JUSTIN BIEBER BROKE HIS TOE ON STAGE AND STOPPED THE WHOLE SHOW







"Oh so you can update your facebook status but can't text me back ? omgzz f*ck u >:////"

GET THE F*CK OVER IT.












 






I hate hearing the phrase
"Every lad is a pr!ck" ...

I hate hearing the phrase "Every lad is a pr!ck", not all of them are pr!cks... some are really nice lads once you get to know them, just like girls. It makes me wonder do the girls that say that think the same of their brothers and fathers? I mean ye girls talk about how us guys should respect our mothers and yet ye call every fella a pr!ck which is disrespecting your fathers so don't be so hypocritical, you aren't going for the right lads if you keep getting messed around with, try going for one of the nice guys you keep shoving into the friend zone and you might get somewhere.













 




"To be is to do"
- Socrates
"To do is to be"
- Sartre
"Do be do be do"
- Sinatra







 

 

So I am really annoyed right now. I’m sick and tired of hearing about girls saying guys only get Witty famous because they are guys. Not all guys are Witty famous, first of all. I’ve come across plenty of guys on this website with only a few followers. I’ve come across tons of Witty famous girls who have top quotes all the time. But you know what, their quotes are good. I’ve heard of some people recently lying about being a guy on here because they wanted to do an experiment to see if a guy gets more faves than a girl does. Well girls, let me ask you this, if a guy told you how pretty you were, and a girl told you how pretty you were, you would be more flattered by the guy. That’s just how it is. Personally, I don’t see anything wrong with that. Another thing is, that if you saw a red rose in the middle of a dandelion bouquet, your attention will go to that rose because it is rare.

Honestly, who is it that you make quotes for? The reason I make quotes is I make them for me. I hope that other girls on Witty will be able to relate and maybe my quote will be able to help them through something. Maybe I’m just letting something off my chest for me. I don’t make quotes for faves. I have quotes on my profile that have 3 faves, do I care? No. Popularity is not what Witty is about. Sure, it’s great to get a Top Quote, if you haven’t gotten one yet, I’m sure you will.

The people who deserve to be “Top Quoters” are the people who are genuine, who make quotes about how they feel, who talk to other girls and care about them, who give advice, who spend time on their quotes. Those are the people who deserve to be on Top. Not girls who lie about being guys, not guys who get on top just because they’re guys. I am honestly so sick of all of this. Faves should not matter. That’s not Witty’s main purpose.

Sorry this was so long, I just needed to get it off my chest.

Thank you if you read it.


Witty Profiles Logic
talking about the girls on 16 & pregnant: lolol they're such idiots hah they've ruined their lives lol they're so stupid.
16 year old girl on Witty gets pregnant: OMG CONGRATS! name the baby after me, babe. love you xoxoxoxo
a celebrity gets caught smoking weed: they're such a bad role model. omg. how dare they. that's terrible and disgusting
someone on Witty smokes weed: hey it's your life do what makes you happy i'm not here to judge
 
 

 


When you go to the Up All Night tag on Tumblr because you're listening to the
Blink-182 song, but the only thing that comes up is One Direction.
And you're just sitting there like
no.
Just no.
This is not what I wanted.

 










Everybody is a moon, we have a dark side that we never show...


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This quote does not exist.
When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-

me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL