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Member since Tue Mar 3, 2009 17:04:18 EST

Last login: Fri Nov 20, 2009 16:27:51 EST

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Heyy... Im Kendal i love dance in fact im going there right now and i love hip hop dancing jazz modren ballet tap lyrical and musical theater dance is my life i also do karate i barley have time to do it but i do and theres so much more to learn about me so just ask! and you should check out my other accounts

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my best friends for life are,
ashlea boseck, lexi firestone, alli stevens, erica haskell, sarah davis, sarah murphy, jessie fritz, tori odem, ashley robinson, taylor white, callan cloonan, allison charles, andrea mullun, colleen mullun, sidney nelson, and many many more!

yes, that amazing boy asked me out.
and i came to realize that he's not that . .
amazing .
 
 

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When I was five years old

my mom told me that happiness was the key to life .
when i went to school they asked me what i wanted to be
when i grew up . i wrote down "happy" . they told me i didn't
understand the assignment and i told them they didn't
understand life .



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Sunday    Monday    Tuesday    [ Wednesday ]    Thursday    Friday    Saturday



Wednesday national hump day!



*comment if you dont know what it means*
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How Come all the guys go after the girl

with the good looks

with the big boobs

with the skinny stomach

with the big butt

and they never relize whats important


There Personality


*vent*



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on November 17, 2009 17:29:28
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 why did you fall for her;


she wears short shorts

she wears reviling tops

she wears high heals

she wears her [[birthday suit]]

I really dont get why you like her



 shes just another [slut] in the world




vent :[
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on November 17, 2009 17:00:00
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 Why did you leave me


for that tramp of a girl

I gave you everything

you gave her the world

what did I do wrong

you saw her on tv

but I guess im not as good as


Ms. Congeniality
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on November 17, 2009 16:48:30
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When   I   Fell  


I wanted you to catch me



b u t ♥ y o u ♥ l e t ♥ m e 


       F   a   l   l       o   n       m   y      f   a   c   e 



♥





vent :/

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on November 17, 2009 16:06:23
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Today,

I secretly programmed my friend's computer to say,
in a creepy guy's voice, "Please don't touch me there"
whenever she presses the delete key.
I hope she is a poor typist.


MLIA.
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on November 08, 2009 10:28:51
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Today,
 
I was watching Dora the Explorer. At the end of the episode,
she asked what was our favorite part. I said
'The part when your boobs fell off'. Dora replied with
"Yeah, I liked that too! They jiggled and jiggled and jiggled!".
I laughed for about an hour.
 
MLIA.
*sorry if i jocked making mine better*
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on November 08, 2009 10:25:56
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Today,
 
I said a "That's what she said" joke in front of my parents.
My mum told me to go to my room and stay there.
My dad told me, in a stern voice, that he needed to talk to me.
When we were in my room, he gave me a high-five.
 

MLIA.
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on November 08, 2009 10:22:42
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Yesterday,
 
I was trick or treating. Some freshmen girls were wearing small
rather slutty costumes. When they came to my elderly neighbors
home, he sighed, handed them condoms, and told them to stay safe.
When they left, he started giggling. I love old people.
 

MLIA
made by kEnDaLxoRaEx3
on November 01, 2009 18:38:22
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