kakakatie

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Joined: March 29, 2011
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Birthday: April 23
user id: 161604
Location: Canton, MA
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Quotes by kakakatie






"there's nothing more boring than a person with a perfect life."





 
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advice

<Step 1: Go to google.
Step 2: Type in let it snow
Step 3: Press enter.

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holiday

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LOOK LEFT ----------------------------------------------------> you failed.
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This is your brain.               This is your brain on drugs.

O              o

don't do drugs.

This is your butt-hole.        This is your butt-hole in prison.

         o                                                              O       

don't shoplift.   

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I got kicked out of math class today.

 

Why?!

Apparently the answer to "What comes after 69" isn't mouthwash.

 






I love you, man.


-Smartphowned

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SOMETIMES,

you             can't             help         it            if       you're        a        size         zero.

Calling someone who is thin "too skinny" or "anorexic" doesn't make you any thinner.

SOME PEOPLE ARE NATURALLY THIN.

Please, think before you call someone ugly or fake because they're a smaller size than you.

It hurts more than you think.


The idea for this quote came from Marissa123's.

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vent

A week before my junior prom, my cousin died in a car accident.

She had wanted a yellow prom dress, but the one she picked out was blue. I planted pink flowers on her memory (couldn't find yellow), but they died in a frost.

The flowers re-budded and grew back yellow.

★Messages from Heaven GMH.★


Not my quote, but this is one of my favorites.

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inspirational


Back inmy day,

we had NINE planets.

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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."


The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

♥

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