karliethecool

Status: how do pretty girls exist
Joined: May 11, 2013
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 359894
Location: none of your business!
Gender: F



Heyy heyyy heyyyy.

Karlie here! As you can see from my username, i'm very cool! c; Haha, so anyway i'm 13, I blow my candles out on the 13th of March. I am addicted to FOOD. And computers and tv's and all those electronical stuffs. I don't wear makeup really, but when I do all is some concealer and maybe some lip gloss. I can't say i'm the prettiest girl but I am satisified with how i look. I won't be putting any picture of myself on here though, just for privacy purposes.

Please visit my sister, caseythecool (:





 

Quotes by karliethecool

 

Do you ever get a paper in school and it may not even be hard at all, just something that takes alot of thinking or writing (like graphs or the quadratic formula) and you just look at it like, “No... no... I'm not doing this... no...”


 
 
are you from tennesse because make out with me


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me: *bursts into tears*
everyone: omfg what's wrong karlie?? is it about a boy??
me: *nods head*
everyone: who did this to you, you poor thing! tell me!
me: every cute that ever existed... they.. they're not dating me and... oH GOD I'M JUST SO HEARTBROKEN THIS IS AWFUL

Witty: "Post a Funny Joke"
Me: Don't me tell me what to do

Me at school literally every day.
Boy: Hey!
Me: OMG YESSS!!! uhh... i mean... hh...hehh....hhuhuh..... heeeeyyyYYYYYYyyyyy!!! *somehow trips on thin air into the garbage bin which happens to be a secret portal to space and is saved from embarassment forever because i died in space because no oxygen*



 
me when other people tell everyone about a certain song: ugh what the heck is your problem i don't care?? it's just a song
me when i find a certain song that i love: OH MY GODDD EVERYONE LISTEN TO THIS IT'S AMAZINGGG HOLY CRAP OK OK MRS TEACHER YES PLEASE WRITE THIS SONG ON YOUR BOARD THANK YOU VERY MUCH YES I DID TAKE MY PILLS THIS MORNING

hey are you disney's laugh track?? (: (:
because you're annoying as heck (: (:

That awkward moment
when she's got a big booty but you accidentally call her small booty because the lighting was weird in that club



 

Dear girls who come to school dressed like they're going on a photoshoot:
how?? i can hardly even bother to brush my hair um