karsonblake

Status: You got any... grrApes?
Joined: April 27, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 358497
Location: Under your sheets..
Gender: M

Karson.Rylan.

I'm not sarcastic, I'm just telling you the truth in a rather sarcastic fashion.



 

Quotes by karsonblake



Sales clerk: Are you going to pay for that?
Me: Nope, I'm shoplifting all the way to the cash register.


 
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Teacher:   We are going to play the Quiet Game.

 Me:   Are you playing too?
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Thanksgiving =  Family Dysfunction at it's best.
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I don't see how people can sleep with nightlights. My room has to be as dark as my soul.
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I refuse to get into a battle of wits 

with someone who is unarmed. 


 
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"That's what." -She



 
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Those girls who come up to

guys, act dumb, and talk in a

fake high pitched voice....

Stop it.


You're not being cute.

You're being ridiculous.


All you're doing is setting

yourself up to be used.

Trust me, I know;

I am a guy.
 
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That moment when

you realize that you're in love

with the person who just walked

away.
 
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Annoying Orange?

Really Cartoon Network?

............ really??
-___-

 
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Me at the store:

Me: *puts down 22 things*

Cashier: oh, would you like a bag with that?

Me: No. I'm just going to put it all in my pocket.

 
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