My name is Tiffany, I'm 14. I love Sleeping with Sirens, Pierce the Veil, Black Veil Brides, All Time Low, Memphis May Fire, and Mayday Parade. Music is my life. I write songs sometimes but only when it comes to me. I'm weird and f*cked up. I'm terrified or bugs. Single. I'm over all a pretty damn hilarious person. Those who disagree are liars.
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When people I don't like talk
to me all I think about is,
"Okay Tiffany, it's okay,
don't stab it with a knife, apparently that's illegal, we
don't need to go to jail, jail is bad, don't stab,
don't stab it, don't stab it. Good job."
"We need to
hang out more" = Please don't ever come
within 1000 mile radius of me. "OMG
you're like soo pretty!" = You're
probably not. "We
need to talk more" = Ew. Don't ever
talk to me. "You're
so sweet and nice" = I have nothing good to say
so I'll lie. Btw you're and annoying f*ck. "You're
an awesome person" = You're not. "We should
message each other" = Probably gonna block you
if you actually message me.. "You look
like a nice person and you're pretty" = Who
the f*ck are you? "You're a
cutie XD" = I actually hate you and am
attempting to plot your murder but everything doesn't seem
violent enough. "You're
so funny" = You really aren't that funny.
You just think you are. You're actually quite an annoying
f*ck. "You're
so nice to everyone" = You're a b*tch. K
bye. "You're
perf:*" = You're not. You're probably
the person that everybody secretly hates. "You look
like a model! ♥" = Pile of bones. Please
eat a cheeseburger.Or 10,000. "Please get
ugly. :*" = Please get plastic surgery. Or a
paper bag. Whichever you can afford is fine. "Share some
of that gorgeousness:* ?" = Ew. Don't share
anything you've touched, breathed on, been in the presence of
with anyone. I don't want rabies.
Btw this is a joke, if this
offends you, then get the f*ck off the internet.