kateedacutie

Status:
Joined: July 4, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 190348

 

Live a Little Imagine living like a king someday
My name is Tiffany, I'm 14. I love Sleeping with Sirens, Pierce the Veil, Black Veil Brides, All Time Low, Memphis May Fire, and Mayday Parade. Music is my life. I write songs sometimes but only when it comes to me. I'm weird and f*cked up. I'm terrified or bugs. Single. I'm over all a pretty damn hilarious person. Those who disagree are liars.  
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Link#1 Link#2 Link#3 Layout Credit
 
View count: 904

Quotes by kateedacutie

When things start to get intense,I get scared and run away. And then I regret it.
Whenever I see my ex I go all Cee Lo Green and 
F**K YOU.
When people I don't like talk to me all I think about is,

"Okay Tiffany, it's okay, don't stab it with a knife, apparently that's illegal, we don't need to go to jail, jail is bad, don't stab, don't stab it, don't stab it. Good job."
Even Seeing Your Name Is Like A Slap To The Face
Am I just a rebel,or do you guys follow yourselves too? 
"TBH" Translations:



"We need to hang out more" = Please don't ever come within 1000 mile radius of me.
"OMG you're like soo pretty!" = You're probably not.
"We need to talk more" = Ew. Don't ever talk to me.
"You're so sweet and nice" = I have nothing good to say so I'll lie. Btw you're and annoying f*ck.
"You're an awesome person" = You're not.
"We should message each other" = Probably gonna block you if you actually message me..
"You look like a nice person and you're pretty" = Who the f*ck are you?
"You're a cutie XD" = I actually hate you and am attempting to plot your murder but everything doesn't seem violent enough.
"You're so funny" = You really aren't that funny. You just think you are. You're actually quite an annoying f*ck.
"You're so nice to everyone" = You're a b*tch. K bye.
"You're perf:*" = You're not. You're probably the person that everybody secretly hates.
"You look like a model! ♥" = Pile of bones. Please eat a cheeseburger.Or 10,000.
"Please get ugly. :*" = Please get plastic surgery. Or a paper bag. Whichever you can afford is fine.
"Share some of that gorgeousness:* ?" = Ew. Don't share anything you've touched, breathed on, been in the presence of with anyone. I don't want rabies.

Btw this is a joke, if this offends you, then get the f*ck off the internet.
Benefits To Being My Boyfriend:
1) I won't hate you like I hate the rest of the world.
2) I will not murder you.
Being Pretty is NothingIf Your Personality is Ugly.
Some people's faces just seem to say "Come punch me really hard cuz I'm an annoying little fu/cker."
You know?
The sooner you realize that you hate everyone, the sooner you can stop being nice to people.
< 1 2 3 4 5 Next >