As we
grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed
to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken
and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best
friend or maybe even fall in love with them, and you'll cry
because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too
much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt. Life
comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. you
just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they
mean to you and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring
rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching
the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your
face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and
most of all, live in the moment because every second you spend
angry or upset is a second of happiness
you can never get back.
In case you needed further proof that the
human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some
actual label instructions on consumer
goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion:
Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn
upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot
after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on
body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those
forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use
only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other
use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this
one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere??)
credit:
boardofwisdom.com