kaylaann

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Quotes by kaylaann

JERSEY SHORE
* I'm like a praying mantis, after I have s*x with a guy I rip their heads off *

- jwoww

JERSEY SHORE
* It doesn't show up "stripper pole" on my credit card does it? my dad will be like WTF? *
- snooki

JERSEY SHORE
* "These are like weird strawberries, are these good like this" "those are like raspberries" *

- sammi & deena

JERSEY SHORE
* F*ck me in the @ss with a spiked bat, i'd rather not do that *
- ronnie

JERSEY SHORE
* Yo, if she still has coloring books, shes too young for you, bro! *
- pauly d

JERSEY SHORE
* Were working at a fu*king pizzaria in Florence. When i'm 80 years old making pizza in my kitchen & i'm teaching my kids how to make pizza & they ask, oh, where'd you make pizza? b*tch i made it in Florence, thats where I made it, so shut your mouth and enjoy my pizza *
-
jwoww 

JERSEY SHORE
* A crow comes & then it starts quacking at us.. or not quacking, what does a crow do? *
-
snooki

push thru the rough days & itll make the good days that much better (:
‎-- never go to war , especially with yourself 
‎-- Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength. ♥