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Bad news is just good news in disguise.
 

-nmq

It's not stealing, it's borrowing without asking.
 

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.-Sue Murphy

You don`t really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around and why his parents always wave back.

William D. Tammeus

Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.

Gertrude Stein

If you think anyone is sane you just don`t know enough about them.

-Christopher Moore

"Always" and "never" are two words one should always remember never to use.

-Wendell Johnson

No employee makes the same mistake twice. He is fired the first time.

Isaac Asimov