TO DO LIST
1.) Wear a shirt that says "Life" and hand out
lemons.
2.) Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow
eachother.
3.) Go into a crowded elevator & say " I bet you're
all wondering why I gathered you here today" with a straight
face.
4.) Make vanilla pudding. Put it in a mayo jar. Eat it in
public.
5.) Run into a store. Ask what year it is. When someone answers,
yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
6.)Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
7.) Follow joggers around in a car blasting, "eye of the
tiger" for encouragement.