kayleigh
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Joined: April 26, 2009
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Hey guys! my name is Kayleigh! i love hanging out with my best friends and my friends! we have an awesome time when im around! haha! i love messin with people! that sounds bad but i dont mean it that way :) or maybe i do.. haha.. u'll never know.. unless u be my friend.. lol :) Wanna know more about me message, email me or whatever :D
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i am 112% mentally ill.
:)
[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
{x} have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 4
[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[x] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 10
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 13
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
{x} have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 4
[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[x] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 10
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 13
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop
thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
[] You think of the little voice in your head as your 'best friend'.
TOTAL: 18
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 20
[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
TOTAL: 28
take your score and times it by 4
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
[] You think of the little voice in your head as your 'best friend'.
TOTAL: 18
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 20
[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
TOTAL: 28
take your score and times it by 4
over
the bed
andthrough
the sheets
to the hotel we go
the guyknows
the way
to make me say
"Oh My God! OH NO!"
now to the doctors
as fast as we can
because his condombroke
now I'm fat
I'll call himJack
9 months here we go!
and
to the hotel we go
the guy
to make me say
"Oh My God! OH NO!"
now to the doctors
as fast as we can
because his condom
now I'm fat
I'll call him
9 months here we go!
me and my best friend made up these lyrics
to uh... whats it called.. it goes over the river and thru the
wood to grandmothers house we go?? yeah that one..
One
night i stayed over at my cousin Kristy's house.. we woke up the
next morning... we were hungry so we decided to eat dinosaur
chicken nuggets and pokemon mac n cheese.. we ate this while we
watched the amazing movie we felt would go awesomely with our
brunch :)) guess what it was...
Monsters Inc. haha..
well my grandpa called me and asked me if i was going to lunch with him, my dad, and bill like i always do.. but when i told him that i was already eatin.. and what i was eating..
he said..
"Dinosaur Chicken Well God Dammnn!"
Monsters Inc. haha..
well my grandpa called me and asked me if i was going to lunch with him, my dad, and bill like i always do.. but when i told him that i was already eatin.. and what i was eating..
he said..
"Dinosaur Chicken Well God Dammnn!"
(i get a text out of no where
from my boyfriend on my way to
branson)
him: lol i love chicken!
me: omg me too! ;)
him: omfg i had kfc grilled chicken mm it waz gud!
me: uh thats totaaly not kewl! :
him: i can get some for ya...
me: u gotta catch me :) im like by springfield
him: ight i will
me: how? u gonna be like super man and fly? :)
him: ya bby i'll be ur superman fly u n me anywhere
me: sweet action baby ;)
him: lol yhes ;)
haha i totally love that guy! he's my knight in shining armor and i'm his princess! ;)
him: lol i love chicken!
me: omg me too! ;)
him: omfg i had kfc grilled chicken mm it waz gud!
me: uh thats totaaly not kewl! :
him: i can get some for ya...
me: u gotta catch me :) im like by springfield
him: ight i will
me: how? u gonna be like super man and fly? :)
him: ya bby i'll be ur superman fly u n me anywhere
me: sweet action baby ;)
him: lol yhes ;)
haha i totally love that guy! he's my knight in shining armor and i'm his princess! ;)
Cross out the things you've
done.
Graduated high school.
Kissed
someone.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Gone to a rock
concert.
Helped
someone.
Gone
fishing.
Watched four movies
in one night.
Gone long periods of
time with out sleep.
Lied to
someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a
class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a
funeral.
Burned
yourself.
Ran a marathon
Cried yourself to
sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a
plane.
Been cheated
on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been
sailing.
Had a best
friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to
being in jail.
Had
detention.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different
country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry
Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Had a yard
sale.
Had a lemonade stand.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Written poetry.
Gone to
Europe.
Loved someone you
shouldn’t have.
Used a coloring book
over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5
IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a
hamster.
Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Did “spirit
day” at school.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with
a webcam.
Started a fire.
Fell in love
Gotten Heart Broken
Have Myspace, Facebook, aim, gmail, witty, aol, yahoo, formspring
Graduated high school.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Snorted cocaine.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Ran a marathon
Spent over $200 in one day.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do
Stolen books from the library.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Had an online diary.
Had a lemonade stand.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Written poetry.
Had stitches.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Fell in love
Gotten Heart Broken
Have Myspace, Facebook, aim, gmail, witty, aol, yahoo, formspring