31 things guys
should know about girls
1. Don't show up unexpected. They walk around in their
underwear, too.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may sound foolproof, but they
talk to each other about everything and WILL find
out.
3. Beware of male syblings and friends. Most of them will not
hesitate to kick your butt.
4. Never miss an oppurtunity to tell them they're
beautiful.
5. Don't refuse a kiss in front of your friends. If they
laugh, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they
are going out with you it's because they like being in your
arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends
that you did.
-8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends
that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them
are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like
whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but
they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that
if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone
will know about it and your friends will know you're a
*****.
--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a
man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her
boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a
really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious
relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If
you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you
aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home
safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the
crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull
your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking
way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh,
you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures
back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care
whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their
pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their
friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice
to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's
just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it
really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing
her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her
as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really
only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them
without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play
fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and
you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or
Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be
expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always
nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last,
don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you
draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they
really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend
who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility,
privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it,
most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost
in a nanosecond.
31. Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls
remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be
used against you in the future.