keegster

Status: But no one really understands.
Joined: May 17, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 175196
Location: Swaghdad
Hello I am Lauren. That is all.
                                         
 
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The problem with the world is that
intelligent people are
full of doubts
and the stupid ones are full of 
confidence.


 



I am more than
just a number on a scale
 or the size of my jeans...


 
 
Single
Taken

Sorry, My five husbands are on tour.




Tom Daley and One Direction
taught me that 3rd place is sometimes better than 1st.




 









                                  here's the truth about september:
                                                         it sneaks up on you & all of a sudden it's autumn and you     don't know what to do          
                                                                                      with your recently orphaned august daydreams so you tuck them between the
                                                                                      pages of brand new notebooks and leave them in the corners of your sweatshirt  
                                                                                      pockets to gather lint and you set them on fire until all the trees are smoldering
                                                                                                                                                                                     red and orange and yellow.
 




 






          & I DON'T KNOW IF THIS MAKES
 
 
   sense 
                               b  u  t ,      y  o  u  '  r  e      m  y                        [x[x[x] 
      HaLLeLuJaH
 


 
 
               y o u r   h e a r t   i s   a

              weapon
  t h a t ' s   t h e   s i z e   o f
            your fist,

             SO KEEP FIGHTING,

                   keep loving.



31 things guys should know about girls
1. Don't show up unexpected. They walk around in their underwear, too.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may sound foolproof, but they talk to each other about    everything and WILL find out.
3. Beware of male syblings and friends. Most of them will not hesitate to kick your butt.
4. Never miss an oppurtunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse a kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they are going out with you it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
-8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
31. Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.


25 things about becoming teenagers
1. You are somewhat better looking that you think you are.
2. You are somewhat more popular that you think you are.
3. Your parents are somewhat more cool than you think they are. They are somewhat less cool than they think they are.
4. Your parents are sometimes wrong. You are wrong more often.
5. For any given "grown up" activity, somewhat fewer people are doing it than you think.
6. For any given "grown up" activity, somewhat fewer people are doing it than say they are doing it.
7. People are not thinking about you. They are thinking about what you're thinking about them.
8. You are entering a period of chronic, low-level insanity. You will look back on your teen age years and realize this. All teenage girls are insane.
9. Teenage boys are worse. They are stark, raving, often droolingly insane, and generally remain so well into their twenties.
10. There is nothing wrong with your breath.
11. Your body smells just fine.
12. Noses never hit. Braces do not lock. Teeth sometimes hit. Lips chap, but it take a long, long time. You now know absolutely everything about the dangers of kissing.
13. Oh, I forgot. It's much easier than you think to get a hickie. If you get one, you will try hard to hide it. Your parents and teachers will try equally hard to pretend they don't see it, or don't know what it is.
14. The coolest kids in my class are failures now. This is a simple fact. If I had known it at the time I would have thought it a very fun fact. Now I realize it's kind of sad.
15. The nerdiest kid in my mother's class went on to win a Nobel Prize in Physics. (He is, however, still a major nerd.)
16. No teacher ever hates you. They just don't think that way. The good ones will love you a little or a lot. The bad ones will have the same emotion toward you that a factory worker has toward objects flying past on an assembly line.
17. Your parents don't hate you. Your parents love you more than you can even understand now.
18. If something is illegal, there is probably a good reason.
19. The things that you think will get you into trouble probably won't get you into as much trouble as you think, but will still get you into trouble.
20. The things you think might be dangerous are probably more dangerous than you think.
21. Tattoos last an extremely long time. Studies have shown that only 1% of teenagers who get a tattoo like them ten years later.
22. Nose rings and tongue studs last only as long as you want them, but bother parents just as much.
23. You're not stuck. It will end. But it's going to take a long, long time.
24. When you enter a room and everyone is laughing, it isn't about you.
25. When you enter a room and everyone is laughing, and you recently blew your nose, and they're all pointing at you, and there's something green swinging in the corner of your vision, considering revising rule 24.




ZAYN MALIK:
Has a pool, can't swim.
Has a car, can't drive.
"Can't Dance", uploads video of self dancing.
"I really like brunettes, maybe with dark eyes", girlfriend is blonde.




nmq, nmf. found on tumblr.