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Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.
Not to spoil the ending
everything's gonna be okay
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Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.

Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to
look back.

i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.

I would

never judge a girl

 based on her weight


                                                          - Harry Styles




Summer Loving
Chapter 2

"Valire, can you close up? I'm going to leave five minutes early." my co-worker asked. It was almost ten at night, nobody was at the seaside diner except for us. "Yeah, sure." I told her.

I was left completely alone, at the replusive diner I worked at. Thank goodness it was only part time and I only had like two shifts a week. I went over to the window and peered at the ocean, watching a couple walk hand-in-hand near the shore. It made me sick, like do you have to flaunt around to the whole world that you're in love? I was inturupted by my venting when the bell signfying the door was opening rang. I quickly got up. What kind of idiot comes to eat at a place that's closing in five minutes?

I looked up and it was Justin. It took me a good amount of time to finally have the courage to say, "Can I help you?" He sat down at a stool near the counter and picked up a nearby menu. I couldn't help but stare at his perfect eyes and hair and just everything about him was perfect. "Um, yeah. Sorry I know you close soon but I've been surfing all afternoon and I'm starving. Can I just get a chocolate chip muffin?" he asked. Again it took me a while to answer him, I don't even think I fully believed this was happening. " Yeah, sure." I went behind the counter and gave him the last chocolate chip muffin. "Thanks." he said while I handed it to him. I could have fainted right there and then when our my finger nearly touched his hand while handing him the muffin.

"You look familar, do you hang out at the beach much?" he asked. Oh good god, he was trying to make conversation with me. "Yeah, I live like right off the beach so I'm always at the beach." I answered, proud of myslef that I was able to talk to him like a normal person and not totally freak out. "I thought I recognized you." I would have mentioned how we went to the same school and stuff but we don't. Justin was home-schooled. He moved here when he was ten and ever since then I've been in love with him. He's an intense surfer too. And yes I know all this about him because I am a complete stalker and he probably doesn't even know my name.

"So you surf?" I asked, trying to keep the conversation going. I might never have a chance like this ever again. "Yeah, I love it. It's the reason we moved here when I was little. Like I have this intesne trainer and I'm in all these competitions and it's great. Have you ever surfed before?" He asked while taking another bite of the muffin. "Yeah, except I'm not really good. Actually, I suck. But I love the sport. I love watching it and I honestly wish I could surf." He took the last bite of his muffin and I knew this whole thing was going to be over in a matter of seconds.

"Here, I'll ring you up." I told him. gave him the bill and he placed the money on the counter with a very generous tip. "Sorry I didn't catch your name." he said. "I'm Valire." He smiled. Well maybe he smiled, or I was just imagining it. "I'm Justin. Listen, Valire, this Saturday I have a serfing competition here and I'd love if you stopped by." Yeah, I was definitely dreaming. "Sure, I'd love you.. I mean I'd love to." I said, completely embarassed, feeling my face turn red. He didn't seam to notice. "See you there, then."

a lot of you asked for notifications when a new chapter is up; if you comment randomly on any chapter i will let you know when the next one is up! hope youre liking the story:)
Summer Loving
Chapter 1

Most teenage girls lives would be considered a romance if it was made into a movie or a tv show. Mine however would be a comedy; no not because I was funny 'cause I can barely come up with anything better than a 'knock knock joke.' No, I was funny because I was that type of girl who would trip on nothing at all and fall on her face in front of the guy she so despretely loved.

It was merely hours after my last exam, summer had finally started and I was sitting in my favorite spot at the beach. The same spot I've been sitting in since I was five. Me and my mother used to come here everyday; until she left. "Stalker much?" my friend Jasmine asked while popping a squat next to me. "What do you mean?" I asked her. "I mean that Justin comes here to serf every single day and you know it, that's why you're here." I rolled my eyes at her. "Actually, this was my spot first. Clearly he's stalking me." I joked. What a joke, Justin was way out of my league. Actually, any guy that's face wasn't full of acne and had glasses from the 90's wasn't even in my league. Guys just don't like me. "Is he still dating that college chick?" Jasmine asked while popping gummy words into her mouth. "Yeah." I said stealing a blue gummy worm. "Well you know, good luck trying to snag that when he's got a college girl. Come on, why don't you just give up? You've liked the same guy since you were ten. I think it's time to move on." I got up and dusted my butt off, making sure there was no sand on it. "Maybe. Look, I've got work. I'm working late tonight but we'll hang out tomorrow. First official day of summer." She threw another gummy worm in her mouth and gave me a snug look, "Okay, bye. See you then."

I started walking towards the local dinner, right off of the beach when a football hit me in the head. This was was actually a normal accurence for me. A bunch of guys started laughing. I picked up the ball and turned around. Oh yes, of course, Justin was part of that group of guys. Only time that kid notices me is if I make a complete fool out of myself. I was about to throw the ball back but then realzied if I did I'd make a bigger fool out of myself since I couldn't throw anything more than two feet. Justin started jogging towards me to get the ball. Oh god, I was going weak in the knees, I'd probably faint as soon as he got here out of excitement. I tossed the ball to him, "Thanks." he said to me followed by a flawless smile. Of course I was an idiot and couldn't muster out the words, "Your welcome." So he just walked away. I looked over to Jasmine, still sitting down eating gummy words and she mouted "Oh my god!" to me. I just smiled at her and decided to go off to work, still with a big smile plastered on my face.

NEW STORY!! I promise I'll keep with this one! Let me know what you think! I have lots of good stuff planned for this one!!

The worst type of crying 
Is when your lips start to shake
and tears build up quickly and fall
fast.You're bent over or crouched
trying to suck it in and not make any
noise but it hurts too much to hold it
in so you let out a yelp and a cry then
comes the loss of breath which sucks
because not only you're crying out loud
but you think you sound dumb for not
breathing too.
It's just a mess...


I really can't picture
anyone having a crush on me.
I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
or telling their friends about me.
I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
or even just smiled at them.
I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
or their cell phones when we're talking..


I don't get waves of missing you anymore,
They're more like tsunami tides in my eyes.


U.N.I Ed Sheeran