kellysjellybellys

Status: The truth resists simplicity
Joined: February 29, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 279424
Location: NJ
Gender: F

kellysjellybellys's Favorite Quotes




my life is just a collection of poorly made
decisions with alternative music playing
in the background

 



Friend: You've never heard that song before?
Me: Nope.
Friend: What?! Have you been living under a rock?
Me: Punk rock.
the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation


Some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

"I’m going to make you scream so loud, It’ll put monsters inc out of business." best pick up line ever.

*throws apple into hospital*
*doctors hiss and scurry away from it*
Today my old algebra said "We don't discriminate against any religions." and drew the universal symbolism of satanism on the board.
thou shalt not trust those
who don't use thee oxford comma.
 


a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
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