Hey. I'm Kennedy! Nice to meet you! I love music, especially Taylor Swift. I love all classic Disney movies. My favorite princess is Ariel!!! Um, I like to read a lot. I draw a bit, but I never know what to draw, so most of it ends up getting erased anyway. I am a big Harry Potter fan, my friends call me Ginny. I like designing clothes, but I haven't in a really long time. I like writing, but you'll never find a full length story on my profile (I only let my close friends see them, and make one of my friends edit them). I'm a hopeless romantic, always coming up with romantic scenes in my head.
Honey, why are there two broken condoms on the couch?
*Looks to the couch to see children watching TV*
The wife is thinking he is talking about the kids being the two broken condoms.