kenken526

Status: School<<<<<Massaging Hagrid
Joined: February 15, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: May 26
user id: 274509
Location: idahome.
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Quotes by kenken526

Why does facebook give me the option to like my status? 
Of course I like my status.
I'm freaking hilarious.
And sexy.
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 Do what you fear,
 and fear
disappears.
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Don't die wondering.
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That awkward moment when your ex-bestfriend is now super popular.
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When it's your time of the month and you blame everything on PMS.
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             fam{ily}

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I'm just a
Cupcake
lookin for my
Stud Muffin.
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When your parents accuse you of lying look them in th eye and say

Easter Bunny
                                                                                                                         Santa Claus
                                                                                                                         Tooth Fairy    
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If I go on a date & it's bad, I'm just gonna stand up and say "I'm an actor, they're all actors, & your on MTV's Disaster Date!" and run out. 

                                  
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Mom: "Kids are starving in Africa and you won't even finish you food!"
Me: "So making me fat will somehow change that?!"
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