kenzieken

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Quotes by kenzieken


Hand Sanitizer

Helping you find 99.9% of cuts and open wounds sence 1966.

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Me walking to class when suddenly,
I see MeGusta drawn on the whiteboard,
*in my head*
Oh my God. Someone here. IS FROM THE INTERNET!
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Fall in love they said

 

It’ll be fun they said

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Fluffy Socks

2% comfort, 3% warmth, 95% sliding around like a ninja

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I am a 
Froot loop
In a world of
Cheerios

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So you were born in 1999
Please tell me again how much fun you had in the 90's

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God said...
"Love everyone", not "love everyone unless they're gay"

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Me:  Dad what's love?
Dad: Baby don't hurt me
Me: Don't hurt me?
Dad: No more
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: You've just been Rick Rolled.

Well played Dad, well played.
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What do you call an alligator with a vest on?


An Investigator.

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