kimbedawn

Status:
Joined: October 9, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 225454

Quotes by kimbedawn

The akward moment when you are doing a book report and you have to write down the city of publication.....and the town is called Intercourse, Pennsylvania....It makes you wonder what the towns around it are called.....STD? AIDS? And the worst part....the teacher wants your book to varify it....Then can't stop laughing cause its true 0_o

(True Story)
0 0 kimbedawn kimbedawn
funny
The akward moment when your guy history teacher gives your lesbian friend dating advice....in the middle of the lesson...0_o
1 0 kimbedawn kimbedawn
funny

My little sister and i are nothing alike....

Thats because when i was born i took all the sexy with me!!
0-0

2 0 kimbedawn kimbedawn
funny
*Chokes*

O MY GAWD!! I'M CHOKING ON AIR!!
5 0 kimbedawn kimbedawn
funny
*Mexican inviting a girl to a family picnic*

Mexican: You know we play games, we eat, steal whites people's wallets...JUST KIDDING!!!......we don't eat.

                                                           0_o
4 0 kimbedawn kimbedawn
funny

Procrastinators
UNITE!!

...Tomorrow...

5 2 kimbedawn kimbedawn
funny

You cry I cry
You laugh I laugh
You jump off a bridge...I laugh even harder! 

3 0 kimbedawn kimbedawn
funny
Dear Parents,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin,
Snow White lived alone with 7 men,
Pinnochio was a liar,
Robin Hood was thief,
Tarzan walked around without any clothes on,
A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him,
Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party, 

You can't blame us.
We were taught to rebel since a young age!

2 0 kimbedawn kimbedawn
funny

Dont make me come out of my
BOX!

0 0 kimbedawn kimbedawn
funny

I just saw my first official hypie family....
0_o
 my life is complete!

0 0 kimbedawn kimbedawn
funny