do before I die.
which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park,
reply with, "I haven't decided
Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in
IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell
iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused
by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
on door that reads
in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to
friend's phone. Change your contact name to
"Nature." Call friend.
turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone
that I can run faster than "The Speed of
Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your
say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your
if woodchucks can chuck wood
angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at
a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave
as if nothing is wrong.
bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper,
"Who did this to you?"
trick-or-treating on April 1st
lady. Ask her to sing